"Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake."

(via fleures)

(Source: icanrelateto)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

textpostsrus:

i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella

he said “i’m nutelling you”

(Source: drunk-tattoo)

drunktrophywife:

just some of my favorite boys

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”